Snow’s coming. Let’s check on the ol’ snowblower. How many pulls till it roars to life?

The simple pleasures
Cruelly Aborted Division

Here’s Jim Fitzsimons of St. Paul (back in BB action, after a long and regrettable absence!): “With our long and glorious fall coming to an end and the first snowstorm of the season blowing in, I figured it would be prudent to make sure the snowblower is in working order.

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Who stole the keeshka? How hungry would you have to be before you’d steal the keeshka?

You are what you eat (responsorial)

Friendly Bob of Fridley: “The submission from The Bitter and Disgruntled Guy from Andover about blood sausage [BB, 11/17/2016] reminded me of my first encounter with it.

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What Monty Python could have offered: Scrapple, Scrapple, Scrapple, Scrapple, Scrapple, Scrapple, Scrapple …

Clowning around (responsorial)
Or: You are what you eat!

The Bitter and Disgruntled Guy from Andover:Tim Torkildson‘s story on November 12th  brought back some wonderful memories of my grandpa.

“My grandpa would eat everything except the oink. He loved pickled pigs’ feet, pig knuckles, sardines, God-awful-smelling herring, liver, fat from any steak, head cheese, etc. The only thing he had only once and would not eat again was blood sausage. I assumed it was horrible just by the name.

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How many senior citizens does it take to change a battery in a smoke alarm?

Know thyselves!
Or: Older Than Dirt?

Christy of Menomonie, Wisconsin: “How many senior citizens does it take to change a battery in a smoke alarm? Evidently more than I thought. Plus a call to an electrician!

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When a “Lazy GenXer” tidies up her living room, she dusts off a happy memory every time.

The Permanent Grandfatherly/Granddaughterly Record

Aggie Girl: “Subject: One person’s ‘junk’ …

“I was dusting my living room today — something I do all too rarely. (What can I say? I’m a lazy GenXer, not a hard-working OTD type … but that isn’t the point.)

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Want to enjoy your round of golf? Don’t worry about might show up on your scorecard!

Today’s helpful hint

Email from Donald: “Subject: The best advice I ever got.

“Rich worked for years in the pro shop at Tartan Park, but now he’s charming customers at Eagle Valley. I hadn’t seen him since he changed locations, but when my sons and I played there recently, he had his usual smiling face to accompany a warm greeting.

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