“I think I just scarred my maintenance guy for life.”

Not exactly what anyone had in mind

Mrs. Patches of St. Paul reports: “Subject: Awkward encounters.

“I think I just scarred my maintenance guy for life.

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Thirty-six years too late, “Full Moon” gets the editor it needed all along!

Everyone’s a copy editor!

Jim Fitzsimons of St. Paul: “Subject: Talk about needing a copy editor.

“This might be a little on the long side. Please bear with me.

“I’m not a copy editor. But hokey smokes! I can tell when one is needed. (Or at least I think I can.)

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Caller ID says “District of Columbia.” Who could be calling from there?

The highfalutin amusements

The Man from Milaca, “watching the Beavers build an ark in rainy Florida”: “Caller ID has been a wonderful thing for me. I’ve used it since about 1982, and it has often helped me identify people that I would not have been able to identify otherwise.

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Why was that woman ogling this man?

Not exactly what he had in mind

The Doryman of Prescott, Wisconsin: “Subject: You lookin’ at me?

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“If you can hit the ball through that gap, I’ll buy you lunch!”

The Permanent Friendly Record
Golf Division

Rapidan Kid writes:Nice weather and a round of golf with your friends is a great way to spend an afternoon. When you end up winning a lunch bet with one of them, it is even better.

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