Why did Mike drop the 50-cent piece down through the outhouse hole?

Life as we know it (responsorial)
Plus: A joke for today (and many yesterdays)

The Clover Kicker has returned (after an absence of more than a decade!): “Have enjoyed the recent outhouse/indoor-plumbing stories.

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Maybe they thought “BOGO” means “Bop Over, Get One”!

Unclear on the concept

The Grand Duchess of Grand Avenue: “Subject: You’ve got to be kidding me!

“Yesterday I was waiting at McDonald’s for my order to come out and witnessed two young men ordering — or attempting to.

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EXTRA! December’s pictures (encore).

These are the pictures you could have seen — and, we hope, did see — in December’s Bulletin Boards.

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What a New Year sounded like: “squeaking, honking, clanging, banging, and shouting ‘Happy New Year!’ to the entire neighborhood.”

The Permanent Family Record
Auld Lang Syne Division

Cindybindy of Woodbury writes: “When this time of year rolls around, I am reminded of the many wonderful New Year’s Eves I spent at my grandparents’ house when I was a child.

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