How is the beginning of a pregnancy like the end of a hockey game?

Metaphorically speaking

LeoJEOSP writes: “A female relative is currently visiting from a very large northeastern city. She was married a few years ago and said that she and her husband were trying to get in a family way.

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All he wanted for Christmas was a little red trike, a little red trike, a little red trike . . .

‘Tis the season!
And: The kindness of strangers

Deuce of Eagan writes: “Subject: ‘A Holiday Memory of Kindness,’ or ‘No Trike for the Tyke.’

“For many of us, this time of year provides nostalgic thoughts. They are reflected in the holiday songs, illustrated on the greeting cards, and retold at family gatherings. It is not unusual to hear the sentiment ‘It seems just like yesterday’ near the end of those stories.

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When must a business be not just a business?

Then & Now

Semi-Legend: “Subject: Curses.

“The Columbia Journalism Review’s Fall 2019 issue is devoted to disinformation.

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In Food Critics v. White Castle, the Chief Justice’s verdict was unambiguous: Sliders rule!

Fun facts to know and tell
Or: Justice Is Served

Deuce of Eagan writes: “Subject: You Be the Judge.

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The Case of the Distracted Driver — or: A funny thing happened on the way from the pump!

Oh, and was his face red (Rusty red?)!

Rusty of St. Paul: “Last week, I filled up at a gas station in a small Wisconsin town. After starting the pump, I proceeded to wash my windows. I noted a tow truck with a sign on the door for a body shop. As the driver walked by, I decided to hit him up for some free advice. Our windshield had just been dinged by a rock, not badly, and I asked if it was worth getting filled in. He and I looked it over. Very nice man.

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