Author: Bulletin Board

Keeping your eyes open
Highfalutin Amusements Division

Abbysgram of South St. Paul  writes: “I have hearing loss and use Closed Captioning to watch television. I get so much entertainment by watching the Minnesota Wild games and seeing what the commentators are saying. Sometimes it’s hard to figure out what is being said compared to the CC on the screen, and sometimes it has me laughing out loud. 

Continue reading “Fresh gators on the ice . . . Sue Corella to Pelino to Caprisoft . . . another Wild goal!”

Exactly what she had in mind!

Ramblin’ Rose reports: “Subject: The Velveeta Vindication.

“I am vindicated! No longer will I have to suffer the exchange of sly glances, raised eyebrows, or comments of ‘Interesting’ or ‘That’s different,’ the height of Minnesotan passive-aggressive non-statements. No, I can hold my head high as I report that Velveeta has been confirmed as the main ingredient of choice for mac-and-cheese.

Continue reading “Do you use Velveeta in your mac-and-cheese? Liquid Gold, it is!”

Out of the mouths of babes

Zoo Lou of St. Paul: “Subject: And a little child shall lead them.

“Once again, my faith in humanity has been restored after reading ‘What first-graders are thankful for in 2022’ in the Sunday Pioneer Press [11/20/2022].

“With so many negative things in the world, the wit, honesty and sincerity of these youngsters is an endless source of inspiration, hope and amusement. As the Bible says: ‘And a little child shall lead them.’

“Here are some of my favorite bits of wisdom from the soon-to-be-stewards of the Earth:

Continue reading “Take it from Carson: “I am thankful for hiludays because we get too selubrat.””

The darnedest things

WARNING! Cute kid story ahead, from Rusty of St. Paul: “My daughter’s friend’s mother-in-law died recently. There was an open-casket wake for her.

Continue reading “A funny thing happened on the way to the funeral!”